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27/10/04
A Whole New World
Hey sorry for the general lack of updates recently. I either get interrupted or can't think of anything to say. Right now its kinda the latter. I've posted stuff on the yf site and I�m sure a lot of you have read that. Then again I'm sure a lot of you haven't. So here goes. I'm at Nottingham uni, I'm guessing you knew that already but hey. I'm in the wonderful Derby hall with 300 other ppl. I'm in a block called Matlock which generally resembles some kinda prison block. My room pretty small with painted brick walls and one less chair than everyone else, cos there�s no room for it. On the other hand it is the best place to be. Not that I'm biased. Not at all. During Freshers week I went out every night and got generally knackered and missed a lot of breakfast. However with nine o'clock starts this week I've been more sensible, like staying up until two playing worms and drinking tequila. As you do. Goin out tonight with the Korfball people. Korfball? Look it up on the net somewhere, I can't be bothered explaining. Anyway I've gotta some tutor woman so I'd better go. Cya's

14/10/04
Everything must change...
Sorry if the last entry seemed like it kinda got cut off while I was in mid flow. I kinda got bored and thought scratching my butt would be more fun than writing my blog. I was wrong, but hey, you live, you learn. So....life eh? Well, I failed my driving test, basically cos I got the harsh instructor who fails everybody; technically cos of "insufficient observation on manoeuvres". My bro's taken the car back so dunno when I�m next gunna be able to get enough practice in to try again. Going to uni in a few days. You probably knew that already, but hey, maybe you didn't. Or maybe I now know you from uni, which is why your on my site, in which case.....er....I was at home a few days ago. I should probably have started packing or making lists of what I need by now but its too much effort and my parents are away so it can wait. I should probably sort out my student account as well. And the medical forms. Ok starting to worry myself now. Gunna go and pretend to do stuff.

02/09/04
Bothered
I just got back from Greenbelt, well, got back a few days ago but it sounds more dramatic sayin "I just got back". Plus it sounds like i'm dedicated to my site cos its all like "Hey i just got back and I'm doing my site straight away". Or maybe it makes me sound like a loser. Anyhoo. For those of you who don't know what the bifkin Greenbelt is imagine a kind of Christian Glastonbury.

19/08/04
Little Brown Envelope of Destiny
Well. I passed. Better than just that. ABBB, although general studies doesn't count, so ABB. What were Nottingham asking for? ABB. Sorted. Despite having 3 consecutive dreams last night where I got ABC. Better than the dream I had before that, I didn't even get my results cos the system was messed up. I'm sure all you physcologists out there can tell me what all that means. Someone can probably tell me how to spell physcowhat'sits too. Anyways. I realised that I still have a month of relative nothingness before I go to uni. Life is good.

08/08/04
He's got the whole world in his hands
Well Soul in the City was pretty darn good. I'll put the photos up when I get them back. Which will be ages, cos I've ten photos left on the film so expect them roughly next year. By that time I will have forgotten everything that happened, so I'll bore you all now. Hope you sitting comfortably, this may be a long one. In fact u may wanna grab a drink. Put an mp3 on. Get a magazine to read in the boring bits. U ready? Good. Then I shall begin. It all started at six last Sunday morning. When I woke up. I got dressed, had breakfast, you know the usual stuff. Then I went down to church with my stuff. And got in a car. And so began the greatest Road Trip ever. Nakedness, Pies, fat ugly women, a plan and a barrel full of non-alcoholic beer, it lacked all of these things. Which was probably a good thing because fat, ugly women and nakedness don't mix. We got there at about 12, having been beaten down there by the minibus due to a few wrong turns, leading to a tour of rural Cheshire. The campsite was kinda cool. Although the place was infested with wasps. I only got stung once, when some stupid wasp on a suicide mission landed on my banana. our little bit was partially cool. Mainly due to me, obviously, but also cos of the inflatable chairs, the paddling pool (until the water went brown and filled up with dead hover flies) and the tent of smell. Which became so famous that we were able to attach a "please return to the tent of smell" label to Andy's teddy and leave it in the in random places. It came back every time. Although "random places" were usually 10 meters away. But that�s not the point. We were famous. The weather was mostly fantastic. Which was good because the zip of smell on the front of the tent of smell was broken so it wasn't particularly water proof. The first day was spent dossing around with my own group. I probably met a few random people but I can't really remember. It was a long time ago. One random person I do remember was Kieron. Kerion crow. If ever there was an ultimate steward, it was this guy. U gunna have an open fire? He doesn't care. U gunna take a short cut through the car park? He doesn't care. Ugly naked guys got a mega phone? He's already confiscated it. And he has cool hair. Cooler than mine? Well no, that could only happen in a parallel universe where my hair wasn't cool. Man. That would be a horrible universe. There were other cool stewards, but none of them quite as cool as kieron. Anyway, onto my small group. For those of you who weren't there, a small group was basically a small group of people. Glad we got that one sorted out. My group was the coolest. Mainly because of me. Obviously. (By the way. If you wish to complain about the arrogance please email [email protected]. I'm sure he cares much more than I do. Oh and it was a joke by the way. The arrogance I mean.) Also cool was some dudes from Scotland. Including two guys called Scot, which was well useful because it meant their names were easier to remember. If we all called ourselves "I am not" it would be so much easier. There was also a load of people from Stevenage. Including a couple of twins who, although they were non-identical, could only really be told apart by the fact one of them had a broken leg. Or maybe she had a really fat leg and wanted to disguise it by wrapping toilet paper round it. Hmm. I'll never know. Anyway tea is nearly ready so I shall conclude by saying we went home, on the best road trip ever. Again.

26/07/04
Normal service will be resumed shortly...
Sorry bout all that. The big text thing. If you did see it don't worry, I just messed up the html a bit, wasn't that exciting. Haven't blogged in ages, would love to say its because I've been busy, but to be honest its just that I can't be bothered. Not really into the whole website thingy at the moment. Soz.

13/07/04
Erm....
Ok. Ok. Ok. So I haven't redesigned the website....yet....you see the thing is the most wonderful thing about summer holidays is not having to do anything. And by anything i mean anything involving effort. Which means websitage. Also when I'm on the computer I'm being a sad loner and playing Railroad Tycoon, which, just for the record, is not as bad as it sounds. Anywoo. Soul in the City stuff came through today so I'm pretty excited about that :) No idea what I'm talking about? www.soulinthecity.co.uk. Hmm about that redesign...maybe I will. Watch this space.

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Home Archives Christianity Dave Photos Bored? Random You Explain Msn Rich Xplains Rich's Rant Dijuhnos? Links Quiz Guestbook Quotes Jokebook E-mail Me Back		Life of the... 27/10/04 A Whole New World Hey sorry for the general lack of updates recently. I either get interrupted or can't think of anything to say. Right now its kinda the latter. I've posted stuff on the yf site and I�m sure a lot of you have read that. Then again I'm sure a lot of you haven't. So here goes. I'm at Nottingham uni, I'm guessing you knew that already but hey. I'm in the wonderful Derby hall with 300 other ppl. I'm in a block called Matlock which generally resembles some kinda prison block. My room pretty small with painted brick walls and one less chair than everyone else, cos there�s no room for it. On the other hand it is the best place to be. Not that I'm biased. Not at all. During Freshers week I went out every night and got generally knackered and missed a lot of breakfast. However with nine o'clock starts this week I've been more sensible, like staying up until two playing worms and drinking tequila. As you do. Goin out tonight with the Korfball people. Korfball? Look it up on the net somewhere, I can't be bothered explaining. Anyway I've gotta some tutor woman so I'd better go. Cya's 14/10/04 Everything must change... Sorry if the last entry seemed like it kinda got cut off while I was in mid flow. I kinda got bored and thought scratching my butt would be more fun than writing my blog. I was wrong, but hey, you live, you learn. So....life eh? Well, I failed my driving test, basically cos I got the harsh instructor who fails everybody; technically cos of "insufficient observation on manoeuvres". My bro's taken the car back so dunno when I�m next gunna be able to get enough practice in to try again. Going to uni in a few days. You probably knew that already, but hey, maybe you didn't. Or maybe I now know you from uni, which is why your on my site, in which case.....er....I was at home a few days ago. I should probably have started packing or making lists of what I need by now but its too much effort and my parents are away so it can wait. I should probably sort out my student account as well. And the medical forms. Ok starting to worry myself now. Gunna go and pretend to do stuff. 02/09/04 Bothered I just got back from Greenbelt, well, got back a few days ago but it sounds more dramatic sayin "I just got back". Plus it sounds like i'm dedicated to my site cos its all like "Hey i just got back and I'm doing my site straight away". Or maybe it makes me sound like a loser. Anyhoo. For those of you who don't know what the bifkin Greenbelt is imagine a kind of Christian Glastonbury. 19/08/04 Little Brown Envelope of Destiny Well. I passed. Better than just that. ABBB, although general studies doesn't count, so ABB. What were Nottingham asking for? ABB. Sorted. Despite having 3 consecutive dreams last night where I got ABC. Better than the dream I had before that, I didn't even get my results cos the system was messed up. I'm sure all you physcologists out there can tell me what all that means. Someone can probably tell me how to spell physcowhat'sits too. Anyways. I realised that I still have a month of relative nothingness before I go to uni. Life is good. 08/08/04 He's got the whole world in his hands Well Soul in the City was pretty darn good. I'll put the photos up when I get them back. Which will be ages, cos I've ten photos left on the film so expect them roughly next year. By that time I will have forgotten everything that happened, so I'll bore you all now. Hope you sitting comfortably, this may be a long one. In fact u may wanna grab a drink. Put an mp3 on. Get a magazine to read in the boring bits. U ready? Good. Then I shall begin. It all started at six last Sunday morning. When I woke up. I got dressed, had breakfast, you know the usual stuff. Then I went down to church with my stuff. And got in a car. And so began the greatest Road Trip ever. Nakedness, Pies, fat ugly women, a plan and a barrel full of non-alcoholic beer, it lacked all of these things. Which was probably a good thing because fat, ugly women and nakedness don't mix. We got there at about 12, having been beaten down there by the minibus due to a few wrong turns, leading to a tour of rural Cheshire. The campsite was kinda cool. Although the place was infested with wasps. I only got stung once, when some stupid wasp on a suicide mission landed on my banana. our little bit was partially cool. Mainly due to me, obviously, but also cos of the inflatable chairs, the paddling pool (until the water went brown and filled up with dead hover flies) and the tent of smell. Which became so famous that we were able to attach a "please return to the tent of smell" label to Andy's teddy and leave it in the in random places. It came back every time. Although "random places" were usually 10 meters away. But that�s not the point. We were famous. The weather was mostly fantastic. Which was good because the zip of smell on the front of the tent of smell was broken so it wasn't particularly water proof. The first day was spent dossing around with my own group. I probably met a few random people but I can't really remember. It was a long time ago. One random person I do remember was Kieron. Kerion crow. If ever there was an ultimate steward, it was this guy. U gunna have an open fire? He doesn't care. U gunna take a short cut through the car park? He doesn't care. Ugly naked guys got a mega phone? He's already confiscated it. And he has cool hair. Cooler than mine? Well no, that could only happen in a parallel universe where my hair wasn't cool. Man. That would be a horrible universe. There were other cool stewards, but none of them quite as cool as kieron. Anyway, onto my small group. For those of you who weren't there, a small group was basically a small group of people. Glad we got that one sorted out. My group was the coolest. Mainly because of me. Obviously. (By the way. If you wish to complain about the arrogance please email [email protected]. I'm sure he cares much more than I do. Oh and it was a joke by the way. The arrogance I mean.) Also cool was some dudes from Scotland. Including two guys called Scot, which was well useful because it meant their names were easier to remember. If we all called ourselves "I am not" it would be so much easier. There was also a load of people from Stevenage. Including a couple of twins who, although they were non-identical, could only really be told apart by the fact one of them had a broken leg. Or maybe she had a really fat leg and wanted to disguise it by wrapping toilet paper round it. Hmm. I'll never know. Anyway tea is nearly ready so I shall conclude by saying we went home, on the best road trip ever. Again. 26/07/04 Normal service will be resumed shortly... Sorry bout all that. The big text thing. If you did see it don't worry, I just messed up the html a bit, wasn't that exciting. Haven't blogged in ages, would love to say its because I've been busy, but to be honest its just that I can't be bothered. Not really into the whole website thingy at the moment. Soz. 13/07/04 Erm.... Ok. Ok. Ok. So I haven't redesigned the website....yet....you see the thing is the most wonderful thing about summer holidays is not having to do anything. And by anything i mean anything involving effort. Which means websitage. Also when I'm on the computer I'm being a sad loner and playing Railroad Tycoon, which, just for the record, is not as bad as it sounds. Anywoo. Soul in the City stuff came through today so I'm pretty excited about that :) No idea what I'm talking about? www.soulinthecity.co.uk. Hmm about that redesign...maybe I will. Watch this space. Haribo.